( come one, come all! step right up! see howard stark fold and throw the perfect paper airplane! witness howard makes infinitesimal calculus his bitch! stare in amazement as he solves a rubik's cube in under 5 seconds while hanging upside down and drinking vodka through a straw! scratch your head until it is raw and bloody as howard does the impossible and plays three octaves across four strings in a hand span!
and you — yes you! — can learn these skills by stopping at howard's booth. once the waiver of liability is signed. hurry! and he will also teach you how to cheat at poker for no additional cost! and, as an added bonus, you could also learn how to talk your way out of having your thumbs broken after being caught cheating at poker! WOW! all this for the low, low payment of absolutely nothing! you can't get a better deal than that!
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and you — yes you! — can learn these skills by stopping at howard's booth.
once the waiver of liability is signed.hurry! and he will also teach you how to cheat at poker for no additional cost! and, as an added bonus, you could also learn how to talk your way out of having your thumbs broken after being caught cheating at poker! WOW! all this for the low, low payment of absolutely nothing! you can't get a better deal than that!act now! supplies are limited! )