[ The bird turns, in what the bird hopes is a quick and really cool looking maneuver, but she's a bird right now and nothing she does is cool or quick, so it's really more of a waddle of skittering feet. Birds, Rhiannon's father used to say, weren't meant to walk. It's why they look absolutely ridiculous when they do so. But while Rhiannon can (and likes to) fly, she's still human at heart.
So that safe distance? It's not gonna be safe for long cuz now you have about four pounds of black feathers chicken walking at you at full speed.
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So that safe distance? It's not gonna be safe for long cuz now you have about four pounds of black feathers chicken walking at you at full speed.
HE'S GOT THUMBS HE CAN OPEN THE DOOR ]