It's April, [ Comes the totally flat reply. ] I know we're in Idaho, but winter is no longer coming until it's, like, October, so scarves are completely out of season. For someone who prides himself on dressing fashionably, you sure aren't up on the trends.

[ She flips a page, and perks up a little, showing him the page. ] Oh! Mini backpacks are in! Just what I need to not be able to carry anything important on me at all!