[The stubby legs carry the box up the sidewalk. Doom approaches.]
What does that say? P... ep. Pepsi? Pepsi.
[Maybe it says something about him that Pepsi fails to ring a bell, but it's not the first time he's heard a giant metal box dropping vulgarities.
... And there goes the door. The fierce wind, rain, and hail make an appropriately moody backdrop for Ibaraki's roar of triumph as she bursts, like a warrior returned victorious from the Holy Grand Larceny wars. Jack would kind of be impressed if he had a clue what she was talking about.
Uhhh, hope someone here knows how to repair doors because at this rate they're going to burn through hinges like toilet paper. Brave soldier that he is, he joins her at the door to see what the commotion is about.]
The who, the what, and the where? What's that for?
[Guess who doesn't have vending machines in his homeland.]
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What does that say? P... ep. Pepsi? Pepsi.
[Maybe it says something about him that Pepsi fails to ring a bell, but it's not the first time he's heard a giant metal box dropping vulgarities.
... And there goes the door. The fierce wind, rain, and hail make an appropriately moody backdrop for Ibaraki's roar of triumph as she bursts, like a warrior returned victorious from the Holy Grand Larceny wars. Jack would kind of be impressed if he had a clue what she was talking about.
Uhhh, hope someone here knows how to repair doors because at this rate they're going to burn through hinges like toilet paper. Brave soldier that he is, he joins her at the door to see what the commotion is about.]
The who, the what, and the where? What's that for?
[Guess who doesn't have vending machines in his homeland.]