[Kenzi shrugs, stretching her arms out over her head and leaning a little too far to the side because what are inhibitions?! and what is balance? She's still got a smile on her face and that's what matters.]
Whatevs. I'm not your warden, I'm your wife. Means I get the shiny, shiny ring and the house and food.
[Aaaaaaand Jefferson's freaking out. See? What is balance? He doesn't know either. Kenzi pathetically tries to reach for him over the table, accomplishing nothing except her laying flat on the table while he falls dramatically like a drunk tree. Tiiiimberrrr.]
Dude, you are ... legit wasted.
[She starts laughing because, wow, so is she. This is AWESOME! Two of her fave people in the same place. What a good night.]
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Whatevs. I'm not your warden, I'm your wife. Means I get the shiny, shiny ring and the house and food.
[Aaaaaaand Jefferson's freaking out. See? What is balance? He doesn't know either. Kenzi pathetically tries to reach for him over the table, accomplishing nothing except her laying flat on the table while he falls dramatically like a drunk tree. Tiiiimberrrr.]
Dude, you are ... legit wasted.
[She starts laughing because, wow, so is she. This is AWESOME! Two of her fave people in the same place. What a good night.]