[She's always right! Even when she's wrong. Just let her have this, you huge jerk.
She probably would have caught the change in his expression if she wasn't so busy fixing her hair. She does, however, catch the nod to the rink, following his gaze before staring wide-eyed at the skaters. HAHAHAHA no.]
I'm graceful as all fuck, but you aren't gonna catch me dead in roller skates, slowly circling around to the dulcet tunes of vanilla ice. I'm here for the claw machine and to demolish people at space invaders and that is it.
[Wait. She forgot one important part.]
... And your birthday, obvi. How old are you now? Fifty? Seventy-one? A MILLION?
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She probably would have caught the change in his expression if she wasn't so busy fixing her hair. She does, however, catch the nod to the rink, following his gaze before staring wide-eyed at the skaters. HAHAHAHA no.]
I'm graceful as all fuck, but you aren't gonna catch me dead in roller skates, slowly circling around to the dulcet tunes of vanilla ice. I'm here for the claw machine and to demolish people at space invaders and that is it.
[Wait. She forgot one important part.]
... And your birthday, obvi. How old are you now? Fifty? Seventy-one? A MILLION?