[His tone remains light, but his exhale is heavy with everything that's happened since he woke up feeling like roadkill someone had to scrape off the asphalt and the nights of poor sleep since.]
Feels like we're already pretty lost in life--what harm can a little more do? [Hey, are you making moves on his hair again back there, pal?] That tickles.
[On the matter of the member of the Ulric-Al-Rashia extended family:]
Do you remember if you like scrambled eggs? And I'm not totally convinced there's not something else in there. It could be a mutant. It could have scales. It could be like a... a-- [The struggle to name egg-laying animals is real when you don't know egg-laying creatures.] A big turtle.
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Feels like we're already pretty lost in life--what harm can a little more do? [Hey, are you making moves on his hair again back there, pal?] That tickles.
[On the matter of the member of the Ulric-Al-Rashia extended family:]
Do you remember if you like scrambled eggs? And I'm not totally convinced there's not something else in there. It could be a mutant. It could have scales. It could be like a... a-- [The struggle to name egg-laying animals is real when you don't know egg-laying creatures.] A big turtle.
[Nah, he's got nothing.]