After an accident. The consensus last month was the need for mass driver's ed. Or, so we were all told. A little farfetched if you ask me, [ He peers up at the camera in the corner. ] but, this town has its quirks. [ See, cameras? He accepts it. ]

Did you need a ride somewhere? Maybe to the local sheriff's? Because he's the one who has your clothes. And whatever else you had on you at the time.