[This guy sounds about as convinced as 10K looks, but the deputy over by the table is giving him some serious side eye, so he opts for the better part of being a teenager, see also: minor smartassery.]

I walked. From my house, I mean. I live a few blocks away. I was in an accident a while back, but the police here have been really helpful since I...got out of the hospital. You've seen the signs they put up, right? All over town? Really helpful.

[And he's just gonna. Shut up now, and fidget again with the goggles on his head. Come on, dude. You have to get it.]