[ A vampire and a Priest walk up to a restaurant... ]

I have been described as a god before. Or, with the body of one. It's differed through the century. [ A beat. ] Joke. God. [ OK. ] What's the opposite of hot around the collar?

[ Seriously. ]

Shockingly, cows aren't a deal breaker in random match-ups. [ Or ever. ] Do we go in or has my off color commentary soured the mood already?

[ Bitch, thy name is Damon Salvatore. ]