[The universe, Jeff. The universe is to say she can't have a happy ending. Something Dirk seems to understand more than this weird, body-snatchery, too-happy version of her usually sad best friend. His new, super positive, hella optimistic outlook on life must be due to the regular dose of grade A dick he's getting. That's gotta be it. It's the only explanation.

Other than... ALIENS-- no. Okay. Not everything is aliens, Kenz. Chill.

She grins reluctantly when he kisses her head, making an obviously fake pouty face that barely hides her smile.]

There's the weirdness again! You're all sunshine and rainbows and happy endings for everyone. At work. Did you get to kick someone out for ordering a mocha frappucino or what?

[Don't mind her, she's just gonna move some probably important paperwork out of the way and sit on his desk.]