Literally nothing. Nothing could be less suspicious and nobody could be more obliging than Dirk Gently. Even were he not intoxicated, he'd be relishing this opportunity to branch out, try something new, especially in the company of someone else who doesn't seem to hate his company.

This doesn't, however, mean he's any good at this. Awkward, it seems, will be the mode du jour.

"I'm beginning to think I didn't do this very often," he shouts over the band as best he can. It's a true statement, and yet he's quite clearly enjoying himself thoroughly, given the wide smile he's aiming in Aranea's direction.