[Slightly intoxicated! Buzzed! ... Shit, wait, was that beer number four? Okay, two more drinks and she'll be at a much better place mentally and emotionally. It's really just better for everyone if she keeps drinking at this point. Social interactions don't usually go so well when you can't stop crying.]

You would be right. I'm crazy good at this. Probably TOO good which isn't fair to the sad, sad, non-gaming masses that are wandering around this place trying to impress each other. I don't wanna dominate the scoreboard.

[Basically code for 'I am too drunk to have any hand eye coordination right now.]