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ʜᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀ. sᴛᴀʀᴋ. ([personal profile] inventor) wrote in [community profile] pineslog 2017-02-13 06:04 am (UTC)

( big mistake, lantar. advertising free alcohol and expecting howard not to take advantage of that.

he only finds himself at the bar after his douchebag of a housemate (and his ex, apparently) jeff drives him out of the house with his constant complaints. "pick up your towels", "fix the toaster", "stop throwing acorns at my head". ugh, it's like he wasn't even trying to be nice when howard is nothing but polite and considerate towards him. this whole situation and the accident is very stressful, he knows, but jesus. have a little compassion, shit stain.

howard enters the bar, being sure to tag all the women for "migratory purposes", and makes a straight beeline for a barstool and the bartender. he slides on a bar stool and levels a steely glare at the towering bartender. he may be giant but that doesn't frighten howard in the slightest. )


Hey, pal. Give me alcohol.

( and his tone suggests to just leave the bottle. )

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