[ The grin slips right off of Lantar's face, mostly because he's now busy facepalming. ]
Spirits- just-
[ He keeps forgetting just how brazenly idiotic drunk people were.
Actually, now that he thinks about it, he's got a perfectly legitimate excuse for forgetting about how brazenly idiotic drunk people were.
It still doesn't make any of this less idiotic though. ]
First of all, I don't even have Ryncol here because the Mayor would have my ass-plates on a plate. Second of all, Ryncol is literally poisonous to humans. You're better off drinking a tub of bleach and if anyone tries to actually make you drink it, fucking don't.
[ There! That's your Ryncol PSA, Howard. Is he assuming too much that this you'd might have a bare smidgen of self preservation in there somewhere? ]
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Spirits- just-
[ He keeps forgetting just how brazenly idiotic drunk people were.
Actually, now that he thinks about it, he's got a perfectly legitimate excuse for forgetting about how brazenly idiotic drunk people were.
It still doesn't make any of this less idiotic though. ]
First of all, I don't even have Ryncol here because the Mayor would have my ass-plates on a plate. Second of all, Ryncol is literally poisonous to humans. You're better off drinking a tub of bleach and if anyone tries to actually make you drink it, fucking don't.
[ There! That's your Ryncol PSA, Howard. Is he assuming too much that this you'd might have a bare smidgen of self preservation in there somewhere? ]