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Kenzi Malikov ([personal profile] onteamdyson) wrote in [community profile] pineslog 2017-05-21 11:16 pm (UTC)

"Excuse the shit outta you, Miller!" She shoves his shoulder, more playful than actually trying to destroy him for that comment, "The army has shovels. We have guns. Well. Okay, I have knives. And a ninja sword. Had." Past tense.

"Weed's not legal everywhere! And none of the other shit is! You think we're all just drinking maple syrup in our igloos, letting our pet beavers out to piss on the neighbour's snowbank and then say sorry a lot?" STEREOTYPES! STEREOTYPES EVERYWHERE! So vicious. Shows what this Brit knows about the overseas country that has his queen on their money.

The playful vibe dissipates and they're left tense and silent again. He asks a question that she answers with only the slightest delay. "SHIELD. It's... they're not government so it's okay if you've never heard of them." That part is true! Actually not lying! It's the whole... being a member thing. The agent aspect. She doesn't work for those guys. Brock does. So does Steve! Bucky... works with Steve, so technically?

"Is James Bond a real dude? Are you guys keeping him in a glass display case like Lenin, only ... British?"

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