"Oh, man, you don't know dodgeball? It's a brutal sport. There's like, three balls between two teams and you basically try and knock people out on the opposite team. Last person standing wins."

Luckily Percy's pretty good at the whole dodging thing but that doesn't mean he enjoys it. There are so many other things he'd much rather do, so many other activities that seem a little more necessary than lobbing a red rubber ball at someone, hoping to strike them out like a bowling pin.