It's those expert tips that make me glad you're around, Mr Rogers.

[ And listen, she's going to prove it by giving him some actual useful advice relating to her job, rather than just lowkey sexual harassment! ]

Let me return the favor: silk pajamas. Silk's warmer than you'd think, so it's functional with the way the weather's going. It's not as shiny as satin, so you don't get that trashy look, it feels amazing, and since they're pajamas it doesn't come off pervy buuuut she's still gonna look hot in them.