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pineslog2017-04-10 05:50 pm
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Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea.
Who: Jefferson, Cassian, Rhiannon, and anyone who feels like visiting the tea shop.
Where: Go Ask Alice
When: Any time in April, barring events.
What: An open catch-all log for goings on at the tea shop!
Warnings: N/A, just put them in your comment headers as needed.
[Open]
The town seems livelier these days, owing in part to everybody's recovery from the recent plague that went about. And a natural outcome of the warming weather and bustling activity is, of course, the tea room seeing more business-- which is something of a mixed bag to Jefferson, off-putting and antisocial as he can be at times.
Customers equal money: good!
Customers equal Jefferson having to deal with people and responsibilities more often: not so good.
But at least the shop's running smoothly-- or, at least, as smoothly as a place staffed by a rebel spy, a garbage eating bird, and the Mad Hatter can be. They've even started hosting occasional events, like open mic nights for poetry and creative writing and music. All in the name of cultivating the arts in Wayward Pines! Such as it is. (It's definitely not an excuse for Jefferson and Rhi to snicker behind the counters.)
So come on in and have a cup of tea. Or, well, anything else on the menu. And enjoy the music (and the staff selected music). And... the company of the (occasionally, to varying degrees) helpful staff.
Where: Go Ask Alice
When: Any time in April, barring events.
What: An open catch-all log for goings on at the tea shop!
Warnings: N/A, just put them in your comment headers as needed.
[Open]
The town seems livelier these days, owing in part to everybody's recovery from the recent plague that went about. And a natural outcome of the warming weather and bustling activity is, of course, the tea room seeing more business-- which is something of a mixed bag to Jefferson, off-putting and antisocial as he can be at times.
Customers equal money: good!
Customers equal Jefferson having to deal with people and responsibilities more often: not so good.
But at least the shop's running smoothly-- or, at least, as smoothly as a place staffed by a rebel spy, a garbage eating bird, and the Mad Hatter can be. They've even started hosting occasional events, like open mic nights for poetry and creative writing and music. All in the name of cultivating the arts in Wayward Pines! Such as it is. (It's definitely not an excuse for Jefferson and Rhi to snicker behind the counters.)
So come on in and have a cup of tea. Or, well, anything else on the menu. And enjoy the music (and the staff selected music). And... the company of the (occasionally, to varying degrees) helpful staff.
ONE
It doesn't help that he has just enough of his memories back to be a pain in the ass, but not enough to direct his more irritating tendencies towards anything particularly productive. (On the plus side, he doesn't seem to care to hoard all profits for himself, so his staff are well compensated to deal with his moods and his 'approach' to management.)
And so, on one slow day, Jefferson's leaning against the counter, enjoying a cup of tea and tending to the occasional customer as Cassian handles the inventory. When the other man returns to the front of the shop-- possibly to inventory the teas on display behind the counter-- Jefferson speaks up in a thoughtful voice:
"I'm thinking about taking hot chocolate off the menu."
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No less than four people have asked about hot chocolate in the last two weeks. [ He starts counting the teas, marking ones on a list the need reordering. ] A better idea would be to make it available year round, and offer several varieties in winter instead.
What brought this idea on?
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Because this is a tea house. Not a... coffee shop. If people want hot chocolate, they can go there.
[ He sounds a bit sulky as he explains his reasoning. It's almost like Jefferson's taking the demand for hot chocolate personally. ]
I should take coffee off the menu while I'm at it.
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Problem with that.
[ Cassian starts ticking off his fingers, slowly. ]
One: Rhiannon would quit, probably stating that she worked in a hostile work environment.
Two: We have no fewer than seven regulars, including your landlord, who drink our coffee.
Three: Do you have any idea how many pots I make in a day? Especially a day when Rhi and I are both working.
You're not taking coffee off the menu. Not if you want to keep your employees.
Is this about Emma? [ Because she comes in, every day, and asks Cassian about hot chocolate. Every. Day. ]
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But Jefferson does want to keep his employees, as he's quite certain he couldn't run the place without them. Even if they are coffee-chugging traitors. So he frowns and shakes his head, as if clearing his mind of the silly notion of taking coffee off the menu. ]
Fine. The coffee can stay.
[ Jefferson pinches the bridge of his nose with a huff. ]
No. [ Pause. He drops his hand and looks at Cassian. ] Yes. Kind of. She's not the only one.
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It's why you hired him. Probably. ]
Thank you.
[ Cassian gives Jefferson a little bit of a half-smile. ] If it makes you feel better, there will probably be a boost to profits, and ingredients aren't any harder to get year round. Plus she'll be paying you for it.
Also, pettiness after a certain age is just a signal of suffering.
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I don't care about profits. It's really more the principle of the matter, this being a tea shop and all. [ He does, however, like the idea of Emma paying him more after the grief she's given him! So, that brings a little smile to his face, even as he totally misses the point on that remark about pettiness. ]
You think she's suffering? [ After all, EMMA'S THE PETTY ONE HERE. Jefferson waves off that thought with a dismissive hand. ] What if I upcharged the cocoa? Made it more expensive than the tea?
[ Yeah, so much for not caring about profit. ]
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I don't think anyone would stop considering this a 'tea shop', so I wouldn't worry too much about the principle.
[ These are Cassian's eyebrows, doing that extremely expressive thing. Way to go Jeff, ya missed the point. ]
Probably. Everyone is suffering on some level. [ And a scoff. ] Get a variety in the winter, upcharge on that. Leave the basic cocoa as it is.
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Or I'll leave it off the menu entirely. There's not enough demand, just certain people being loud about it.
[ You MIGHT need reinforcements. ]
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The age old question: why are you like this? ]
Alternatively: we poll people who are not those 'certain people being loud about it' and see what sort of result we end up with.
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All right. Fine. We'll poll people.