"The trick is to avoid the stove," says the man who'd live on salad and bread his entire life if he was allowed to. After all, you can put beans in salads and then you've got your protein. Why fuss with a stove? Of course, it's also teasing her, because those hazy memories of here tell him exactly how bad things had gone in Home Ec, including one where he'd had to run for the fire extinguisher. And fire... he doesn't like fire, he knows that. He's not sure why.

"Just the two of us. Take out of your choice."